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Final Exam coming Nov. 2012

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by just-want-peace, Jan 11, 2012.

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Following from an e-mail!

I often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called
the "right" and Liberals are called the "left." By chance
I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right,
but the heart of the fool to the left." Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV).
Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen.
Can't get any simpler than that.

Spelling lesson: The last four letters in American;
I can.The last four letters in Republican; I can.
The last four letters in Democrats; rats.
End of lesson.
Test to follow in November, 2012.
Remember, November 2012 is to be set aside as rodent
extermination month.

#1 just-want-peace, Jan 11, 2012

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