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Final Exam coming Nov. 2012

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by just-want-peace, Jan 11, 2012.

  1. just-want-peace

    just-want-peace Well-Known Member
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    Following from an e-mail!

    I often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called
    the "right" and Liberals are called the "left." By chance
    I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible:
    "The heart of the wise inclines to the right,
    but the heart of the fool to the left." Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV).
    Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen.
    Can't get any simpler than that.

    Spelling lesson: The last four letters in American;
    I can.The last four letters in Republican; I can.
    The last four letters in Democrats; rats.
    End of lesson.
    Test to follow in November, 2012.
    Remember, November 2012 is to be set aside as rodent
    extermination month
    . [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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