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Finally, someone has cleared this up

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by kyredneck, Jun 4, 2010.

  1. kyredneck

    kyredneck Well-Known Member

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    The Dot

    For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story.

    When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in the United States .

    If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical advice.
     
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    But what if there are two dots?
     
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    kyredneck Well-Known Member

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    Don't ask me, I ain't no hindu...........
     
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    If there are two dots, the stakes are even higher. He has to correctly choose the winning dot that reveals exactly what he has won, and if he doesn't make the right choice he loses it all, the Hindu maiden, too. :eek:
     
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