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Fred & Ol' Butch

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Deacon, May 23, 2014.

  1. Deacon

    Deacon Well-Known Member

    Aug 23, 2002
    Fred & Ol' Butch

    Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

    This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

    Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

    Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

    Fred's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

    When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

    To Fred's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.

    He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

    Fred was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Brisbane City Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

    The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pullet Surprise" as well.

    Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and taking advantage of them when they weren't paying attention.

    Vote carefully in the next election, you can’t always hear the bells.
    #1 Deacon, May 23, 2014
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  2. Earth Wind and Fire

    Earth Wind and Fire Well-Known Member

    Jun 5, 2010
    Yea, I got one out there in the yard like that, he is appropriately named "Pecker-wood!"

    ....oh, we got one of those as governor of NJ, he is named "Chris Christy" and he will sneak up on ya too. They say he wants to run for POTUS, hmmm but he assured us all in his town hall meetings that he only wants to be NJ's best governor ever & has no aspirations for higher office.....FAT CHANCE!!!! :smilewinkgrin: