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Funny Quotes from BBc Members #3

Discussion in '2000-02 Archive' started by Barnabas H., Oct 22, 2001.

  1. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Griffin: As a boy I searched for an answer to the hungering of my soul. Went with my non-jewish friends to Catholic and wanted to convert. When I hit puberty there was no way I was going to "confess" my deepest inner thoughts to a guy who dressed like my mother and wanted me to call him father.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Dr. Griffin, you didn't! [​IMG]
     
  2. donnA

    donnA New Member

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    ROTFL!!!!! :D

    That was so funny.
    Don't worry Dr. Bob, you'll be alright in the long run, it's just going to take sometime getting there.
     
  3. Joy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Clint Kritzer: LOL Does BB pay it's moderators?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    :D :D Ya mean somebody actually likes us?! ;)

    [ October 23, 2001: Message edited by: Barnabas ]
     
  4. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SPAM:
    Why Kathy, yes, you are wierd. :D

    Spam
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Takes one to know one! LoL
    [​IMG]
     
  5. Brother Adam

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joy:


    :D :D Ya mean somebody actually likes us?! ;)
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hey- we all love you! :D ;)

    UNP, Adam
     
  6. John Wells

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted by John Wells: Concerning getting paid, I was told that my paycheck doesn't start until after I retire, Social Security goes bankrupt, the stock market collapses, and Jesus comes! That gives a new twist to "Come Lord Jesus!" :D <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Now that is really funny Bro. John! And for that reason I highlighted and placed it in a quote, as it should be. [Barnabas] ;)

    [ October 23, 2001: Message edited by: Barnabas ]
     
  7. jimgosciniak

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    Commenting on a post concerning women veiling, Helen says
    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> I was a little giddy, and when I saw the title, "women's heads" the first thought that came to mind was "We have them?" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  8. Clint Kritzer

    Clint Kritzer Active Member

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    Joy -
    I can't BELIEVE I'm on this posting. I thought I was one of the most serious contributors in the whole forum. (where's the emiticon for the serious face?)
    - Clint
     
  9. Joy

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    Ah, Brother Clint, you are new, so you didn't know about the "funnies" threads! We'll forgive you! :D

    Your quote was funny to the moderators, because we have been raked over the coals, so to speak, by some lately, and here's a brother who thinks we ought to get paid!

    Comic relief for a tough job! ;)

    By the way, the "funnies" threads are kind of like the BB's candid camera! :D
     
  10. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Griffin: Of course, if the Lord is willing, I'll be back to harrass all those who do not have the almost god-like powers of an Administrator! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    So watch out boys and girls, for he means it! [​IMG]
     
  11. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cricket:


    Thats great! you'll like me ;)

    Helen: Indeed, this is alarming news. I am appalled to hear I'll be posting alongside teachers of geology and biology.

    ...*shudder*...

    ;)

    For what it's worth - I don't know anyone on this forum. I did not ride in as part of a posse.

    ...I am new; a lone heathen, and I come in peace... pleased to meet you y'all.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I like Cricket already...LoL You had me laughing!

    Kathy
    &lt;&gt;&lt;
     
  12. John Wells

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    By Dr. Bob Griffin <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>But I am old and my brain is atrophying at warp speed. So who knows about tomorrow? I don't even buy green bananas - they seem a risky investment . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  13. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin:
    Or set one of our "weird" Baptists here on fire . . . [​IMG]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    We could sell tickets to this and the BB would be in the green for sure! LoL!
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tyndale1946:
    I admit I did something today I thought I would never do. I being a man posted something on the womens forum. (snip) What I want to know from the baptist brothers are:
    "DO THEY BITE"... Brother Glen [​IMG]
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    GRRRRRRRRRRR ~crunch crunch~ LoL! Tastes like chicken BOK BOK!
     
  15. John Wells

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    Dr. Bob's on a roll: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Don't tell anyone, but I believe that the so-called "halo" man may be in the witness protection program. I think I've seen his picture on the wall at Krispy Kreme!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> [​IMG]
     
  16. Barnabas H.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin: There are some "Baptists" to whom I've written personally about the material of their posts. Some are pro-sodomite. Some are anti-Bible as 100% "true". Some don't think you can be saved unless you use the KJV only. Some think folks will be saved who have never even heard about Jesus. Man, some folks think the Yankees will win the World Series.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You got that right Dr. Bob! I mean about the Yankees! :D
     
  17. donnA

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    This was too cute not to post it here.

    Dr. Bob: (on celebrating birthdays)
    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I for one am happy I was born! Think my Mom was glad it was over, too. And when I'm happy over something, I celebrate! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    :D :D :D
     
  18. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    On a new thread by tyndale1946, where he asked the following question: What Do You Want (Written) On Your Tombstone? 4xBlessed replied the following way: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I told you I was sick. Lucy<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> :D
     
  19. John Wells

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    Dr. Bob Griffin homers again: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Always thought most Mormons would make great Baptists . . . except they'd always be lusting after my wife and wanting a celestial marriage. :rolleyes: <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  20. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gina:
    Kewl beanie weenies<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Uhhh Ma'am, can I see some ID please? LoL!
     
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