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Funny Quotes from BBc Members - Part Deux

Discussion in '2000-02 Archive' started by Kathy, Aug 31, 2001.

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  1. Barnabas H.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Originally posted by Kathy: This is a pure and unadulterated travesty of justice against my client Gina... there will be papers filed in the Circuit Court to cease and desist this monstrosity forthwith! You will be served therefore, govern yourselves accordingly. Signed, Gina's Attorney - "No Name Coward" LoL

    Kathy
    &lt;&gt;&lt;    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Very interesting! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    #21 Barnabas H., Sep 6, 2001
  2. the 'I AM' hath sent me

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    Last night we had a BBQ with several people from our church, and the pastors of two nearby chruchs who are friends of ours.
    (Quoted from Newbeliever)


    chruchs? Must of had too much bar-b-que in the belly and hiccupped while typing. :D
     
    #22 the 'I AM' hath sent me, Sep 7, 2001
  3. the 'I AM' hath sent me

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    Thanks a bunch. . . me-ow . . . [Quoted from KeeperofmyHome]

    Is it.... could it be..... the wild kingdom? :eek: [​IMG]
     
    #23 the 'I AM' hath sent me, Sep 7, 2001
  4. the 'I AM' hath sent me

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Well, I hooked my heels on the bottom rung of the stool and when I went to get up, I forgot that my shoes were hooked to the stool...and *TIMBER* flat on my face I landed, in front of some of the most popular kids in school! Talk about wanting to cry! The teacher, bless his heart, said immediately "I don't want to hear any laughing or you will get detention!" [Quoted from Kathy]


    I guess I'll take detention because...... Ha Ha ha hee hee hee ha ha ha ha hee heee heeee!!!! :D :D :D :D [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Sorry Kathy but I would have laughed. Sincerely and with apologies, Kenneth &lt;&gt;&lt;
     
    #24 the 'I AM' hath sent me, Sep 7, 2001
  5. Lorelei

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kathy:

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    Originally posted by LoreleiBeacon:
    Oh sure, we know all men are pigs
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    Pork Roast anyone? *hehe*     <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    I just noticed that you finally got me! At least you got me when I wasn't really me! (Ok it was me incognito :D )Isn't it just Amazing that I could say something so humorous considering the poor state I am in and all?

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kathy:


    Only a man would think pregnancy is a "blessed state" LoL! You are SICK, you are FAT, you are MOODY, you are TIRED and if you have other kids you have to be SUPERMOM! Oh yeah...blessed! LoL

    Kathy
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    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ~Lorelei

    Gotcha back :D [​IMG] ;)
     
    #25 Lorelei, Sep 7, 2001
  6. the 'I AM' hath sent me

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>We actually have a little drive through across from my place. $20 bucks and you don't even get out of the car, and if you don't like how they do it you just run 'em over on the way out. There's a car wash on the way out, so you're all set. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>[Quote from Gina]


    :eek: Heavens to betsy, what kind of website is this. The horror of it all! :eek: :D
     
    #26 the 'I AM' hath sent me, Sep 7, 2001
  7. Bible Believing Bill

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>chruchs? Must of had too much bar-b-que in the belly and hiccupped while typing.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Maybe I should just change my name to King Typo.
     
    #27 Bible Believing Bill, Sep 7, 2001
  8. Joy

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    Be careful, not everyone would think that was so humorous! ;) We don't need to offensive at the expense of others who are still searching for the truth. Thanks Joy
     
    #28 Joy, Sep 8, 2001
  9. the 'I AM' hath sent me

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joy2:
    Be careful, not everyone would think that was so humorous! ;) We don't need to offensive at the expense of others who are still searching for the truth. Thanks Joy<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I apologize. Kenneth :(
     
    #29 the 'I AM' hath sent me, Sep 8, 2001
  10. Joy

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    All's forgiven :D

    By the way, keep em coming! You're on a roll! ;)
     
    #30 Joy, Sep 8, 2001
  11. Bible Believing Bill

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    No need to apologize Brother Kenneth. We know you have a wicked sense of humor. ;)
     
    #31 Bible Believing Bill, Sep 8, 2001
  12. the 'I AM' hath sent me

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NewBeliever:
    No need to apologize Brother Kenneth. We know you have a wicked sense of humor. ;)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I deleted the post Joy2 was talking about. It wasn't about you NewBeliever. I let the devil get to me and posted a post of a person I disagreed with. I was chastened and I repented. But yes I do have a wicked sense of humor.


    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> posted by Dr. Bob Griffin

    Yes, I've been at the computer too long and will agree with you - Buns sore back at you! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    In reference to Flyfree learning French: bonsoir, Kenneth :D
     
    #32 the 'I AM' hath sent me, Sep 10, 2001
  13. John Wells

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    Chris Temple said: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>(BTW, although I am being sanctified and strive to be like Jesus, I have not yet attained the spiritual maturity to be called Christ Temple, though that assuredly is what I, with every true believer, am!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Good one! :D
     
    #33 John Wells, Sep 11, 2001
  14. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rev. Joshua Villines:
    I'm in favor of paving Afghanistan and putting in a theme park;<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LoL! It could be a Christian based theme park with rides representing events in the Bible! You can have pix of your kids taken with Noah, Moses or Abraham (not Adam & Eve cuz they would be naked...no no!) *hehe*
     
    #34 Kathy, Sep 14, 2001
  15. Nicole

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kathy:


    LoL! It could be a Christian based theme park with rides representing events in the Bible! You can have pix of your kids taken with Noah, Moses or Abraham (not Adam & Eve cuz they would be naked...no no!) *hehe*    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hmmm...I'd be very careful to check under the hoods of the bumper cars though. [​IMG]
     
    #35 Nicole, Sep 16, 2001
  16. Kathy

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    Talking about the beer and alcohol aisle at the grocery store...

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chet:
    I don't even like going down that isle. But hey that’s were the Dr. Pepper is so I have to. hehe :D<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LoL Chet!
     
    #36 Kathy, Sep 16, 2001
  17. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nicole:
    This has given me a renewed appreciation for being raised in the south! I never struggle with what to use instead of wine for cooking because for the most part, most of my cooking would never call for it! [​IMG] I'd hate to have to sacrifice biscuits and gravy!!! (although, let me say that I would if I had to ;) )<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Sounds suspicious to me...those biscuits and gravy are HARD stuff...the withdrawals would be horrific! But can I ask you Nicole? Do you eat biscuits and gravy to calm you at the end of the day? LoL! Hope you don't mind a little ribbing! *hehe*
     
    #37 Kathy, Sep 16, 2001
  18. Nicole

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kathy:


    Sounds suspicious to me...those biscuits and gravy are HARD stuff...the withdrawals would be horrific! But can I ask you Nicole? Do you eat biscuits and gravy to calm you at the end of the day? LoL! Hope you don't mind a little ribbing! *hehe*    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Me, mind ribbing? I live for it Kathy!! [​IMG]
    and no, actually they are better if consumed in the morning....they offer enough to keep you going all day!!! I'm pretty sure that in some of the southern states it's actually a law that these be served at least three times a week!LOL :D
     
    #38 Nicole, Sep 16, 2001
  19. Chet

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    }}}}}}}}}}Jumping up and down{{{{{{{{{{
    I made Kathy's funny board, I made Kathys funny board. I'm somebody now :D
    }}}}}}}}}Jumping up and down{{{{{{{{{{{{

    :D :D :D :D
     
    #39 Chet, Sep 16, 2001
  20. Kathy

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    Now Chet! You know the rules here! No jumping on the boards...*hehe* (get it?) LoL

    Kathy
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    #40 Kathy, Sep 16, 2001
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