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Funny Quotes from BBc Members - Part Deux

Discussion in '2000-02 Archive' started by Kathy, Aug 31, 2001.

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  1. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by da Gina on the Baptist Board.com Announcements forum, under the Webmaster's thread, "Pls consider the impact of your post:" Whew. Glad *I've* been perfect. Shame on all you others. Just kidding. Your words have been heard Webmaster. Gina<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    We knew that all along da Gina that you were pejfect! ;)
     
    #61 Barnabas H., Oct 9, 2001
  2. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by svntofgod:
    There is a fews things you can always count on from a Baptist. (1) Open it when it says Do Not Open (thats a gimie) and (2)Where there is food you will find a Baptist.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    HEY! I resemble that remark! ;)
     
    #62 Kathy, Oct 9, 2001
  3. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TXVET58: One time I hit my thumb with a hammer and I did speak in unknown tongues.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That must have been an extra-Biblical occurrence! [​IMG]
     
    #63 Barnabas H., Oct 11, 2001
  4. preacher

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    katie:

    When I was teaching Sunday school one year we made some christmas cards for the shut ins from our church then attacked them to the fruit baskets our church gives them

    Attacked Them?!!!!aaarg!
     
    #64 preacher, Oct 12, 2001
  5. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin:
    The older I get, the less I can "visualize". Except my own cemetery plot . . . :rolleyes:<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LoL! I swear (am I allowed to do that?) Dr. B, you keep me in stitches! *hehehehehehehehe*

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    #65 Kathy, Oct 12, 2001
  6. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by John Wells:
    Sounds like your pastor may need a "checkup from the neck up!"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    OH MAN!!! I'm dying here! LoL
     
    #66 Kathy, Oct 12, 2001
  7. preacher

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    O.K. Kathy,
    Were'd ya find the new smilies...huh..huh??
    No secrets here ya know, not allowed, no way,
    not today, Hear What I SAY!!!?
    O.K., then how aboutPleeeeze?
     
    #67 preacher, Oct 13, 2001
  8. Joey M

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Originally posted by ddavis:
    Scott, do you know if the Latin Vulgate was in English or was it in Latin, because my understanding is that it was in Latin? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Sorry, couldn't help it. Hehewhe
     
    #68 Joey M, Oct 13, 2001
  9. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by preacher:
    O.K. Kathy,
    Were'd ya find the new smilies...huh..huh??
    No secrets here ya know, not allowed, no way,
    not today, Hear What I SAY!!!?
    O.K., then how aboutPleeeeze?    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'm not hiding anything preacher...hehe....I got them at the same website...they are now divided by theme...the ones on the Dr. B quote were from the FUNNY theme...and so on...I've seen some that you have posted and have never seen them on the site! Like the baby sucking the pacifier! LoL I loved that one!

    Kathy
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    #69 Kathy, Oct 13, 2001
  10. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    In reference to John Wells becoming the newest Moderator, two members posted the following comments:


    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kathy:
    Webmaster, and anyone else who made this decision, can I just say you all are very wise!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Cassidy: If you like the decision, I helped the webmaster make it, but if you dislike the descision, the webmaster did it all on his own!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> [​IMG]
     
    #70 Barnabas H., Oct 15, 2001
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    AAhhhh, you got me!
    I knew it would happen sooner or later, and to think I've been so careful.
     
    #71 donnA, Oct 15, 2001
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by flyfree432:
    "It's my posty and I can post if I want to...post if it want to...post if i want to...you would post to if it happened to you!!!" LoL [​IMG]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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    #72 Kathy, Oct 15, 2001
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chet:
    You claim that I tap danced around Rahab. Two problems with this, one I can’t dance let
    alone tap dance. Two Rahab is no longer here for me to tap dance around.     <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hey, are Baptists even ALLOWED to dance??? Hmmmm....

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    ~Lorelei
     
    #73 Lorelei, Oct 17, 2001
  14. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by John Wells:
    flyfree said, "This by far is the smartest thing anyone has ever written on this board. Thanks Bob! (any relation to the tomato?)"

    I thought you said you were a creationist, not an evolutionist. I'm sure none of Bob's ancestors were tomatos! [​IMG]
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    Kathy quoting John Wells, quoting flyfree...get it? got it? GOOD! LoL!
     
    #74 Kathy, Oct 17, 2001
  15. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by flyfree432:
    I think I have just found a solution to this argument. I'm going to go bang my head against a wall until it all goes away...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Ahhh big deal! Teenagers do that for fun! LoL

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    #75 Kathy, Oct 18, 2001
  16. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Michael Wrenn:
    When I hear that term "alien immersion" or "alien baptism", I get a mental picture of E.T. being lowered into the water.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    We're all E.T.'s here on earth and the way we "phone home" is PRAYER! LoL Good one Michael! *hehe*
     
    #76 Kathy, Oct 21, 2001
  17. Barnabas H.

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    #77 Barnabas H., Jan 4, 2002
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