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God Will Provide

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by InTheLight, Oct 15, 2015.

  1. InTheLight

    InTheLight Well-Known Member
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    Dec 17, 2010
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    A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After
    dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man.

    The father invites the fiance to his study for a drink. "So what are
    your plans?" the father asks the young man.

    "I'm going to be a Bible scholar." he replies.

    "A Bible scholar. Hmmm," the father says. "admirable, but what will
    you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's
    accustomed to?"

    "I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."

    "And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she
    deserves?" asks the father.

    "I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will
    provide for us."

    "And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

    "Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiance. The conversation
    proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist
    insists that God will provide.

    Later, the mother asks, "How did it go, Honey?"

    The father answers, "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is
    he thinks I'm God."
  2. Sue-Ellen

    Sue-Ellen Active Member

    Oct 6, 2015
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    lol that is a good one. Thanks for sharing.