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Golf Humor

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by TheFool, Mar 17, 2022.

  1. TheFool

    TheFool New Member

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    So, we're teeing off on #16 and Tom, as usual, hammers one right down the middle. But he sees a Golden Retriever running down the middle of the fairway. Tom yells out,

    "TWENTY-EIGHT!"

    Twenty-eight?

    "That's 'FORE!'", Tom explains, "in dog years."

    :p
     
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    Me and my buddies took a Friday afternoon off to play golf. First tee, Maynard comes over the top and pulls a low screamer that ricochets off the ball-washer post and nails Mike, who thought he was safe standing behind the tee box. Question: Is the proper etiquette to yell "AFT!" instead of "FORE!" in this situation?
     
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