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Having A Baby at 60

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by pinoybaptist, Jul 5, 2010.

  1. pinoybaptist

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    Childbirth at 60

    Too good not to pass on, Enjoy !!!


    With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 60-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.


    'May I see the new baby?' I asked


    'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'


    Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'


    'No, not yet,' She said.


    After another few minutes had elapsed,


    I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'


    'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

    Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'


    'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

    'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'


    'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'





     
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    The big question is: Who's gonna need the walker first?

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