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Home Remedies

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Amy.G, Oct 22, 2008.

  1. Amy.G

    Amy.G New Member

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    amazingly Simple Home Remedies

    Avoid Cutting Yourself When Slicing Vegetables By Getting Someone Else To Hold The Vegetables While You Chop.

    For High Blood Pressure Sufferers ~ Simply Cut Yourself And Bleed For A Few Minutes, Thus Reducing The Pressure On Your Arteries. Remember To Use A Timer.

    A Mouse Trap Placed On Top Of Your Alarm Clock Will Prevent You From Rolling Over And Going Back To Sleep After You Hit The Snooze Button.

    If You Have A Bad Cough, Take A Large Dose Of Laxatives. You'll Be Afraid To Cough.

    You Only Need Two Tools In Life - Wd-40 And Duct Tape. If It Doesn't Move And Should, Use The Wd-40. If It Shouldn't Move And Does, Use The Duct Tape.

    If You Can't Fix It With A Hammer, You've Got An Electrical Problem.

    Daily Thought: Some People Are Like Slinkies - Not Really Good For Anything But They Bring A Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs.


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  2. Gwen

    Gwen Active Member

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .............
     
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