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Humorous Quotes of the BB #2003

Discussion in '2004 Archive' started by Barnabas H., Apr 5, 2003.

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  1. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    Sue could you explain this to me about SaggyWomen? I fail to see the humor in it. :confused:
     
    #41 Barnabas H., Jul 27, 2003
  2. MissAbbyIFBaptist

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    Barnabas, read it carefully! She said she'd never drank a BEAR and didn't want to! I don't know. Maybe you'd need my quirked sense of humor {LOL, Granny Sue, does it run in the family?!} but I thought it was pretty funny!
    ~Miss Abby [​IMG]
     
    #42 MissAbbyIFBaptist, Jul 27, 2003
  3. MissAbbyIFBaptist

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    Nah, don't worry. See what she got when she aimed for a husband?! :eek: :D [​IMG] Ok, Ok I'll stop! {It just kinda popped into my head, and well I told me fingers not to, but well... :D }
    Ok, LOL, I'll behave...at least I'll try!
    ~Miss Abby
     
    #43 MissAbbyIFBaptist, Jul 27, 2003
  4. MissAbbyIFBaptist

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    Ok one more post here today, and I promise I'll leave this thread alone!
    Posted under "Moderators there's a problem with time to edit." by Diane!
     
    #44 MissAbbyIFBaptist, Jul 27, 2003
  5. I Am Blessed 24

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    Barnabas:

    SW meant to say she had never drank a beer . She made a typo and it came out that she had never drank a bear.

    I thought it was funny, but maybe you had to be there. :confused:
     
    #45 I Am Blessed 24, Jul 28, 2003
  6. Barnabas H.

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    OK, I got it now. Thanks Abby and Sue for the explanation. The question now is, did SaggyWoman purposefully misspelled the word beer to read bear? Only she can answer that one... [​IMG]
     
    #46 Barnabas H., Jul 28, 2003
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    Brian's reply here had me laughing out loud! :D
    Gina
     
    #47 Gina B, Jul 29, 2003
  8. I Am Blessed 24

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    Orignally posted by Molly in the thread, "What's in your bed?".

    Orignally posted by Molly a few minutes later.

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    #48 I Am Blessed 24, Jul 30, 2003
  9. MissAbbyIFBaptist

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    Oh my! Granny Sue I could just imagine the looks of some people as they read that!
     
    #49 MissAbbyIFBaptist, Jul 30, 2003
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    roflol.

    I have never drank a bear either!!
     
    #50 SaggyWoman, Jul 30, 2003
  11. MissAbbyIFBaptist

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    That's good to know Miss Tina! ;) [​IMG]
     
    #51 MissAbbyIFBaptist, Aug 1, 2003
  12. dianetavegia

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    That post about drinking a bear made me laugh. I THOUGHT the thread that is about 'can a beer hurt' said 'can a bear hunt?' I really thought it was a joke / clean humor.

    So can a bear drink beer and then be hunt or be hurt?
     
    #52 dianetavegia, Aug 3, 2003
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    Well Diane, I dont know but I'd hate to have a bear drink a beer and then go hunting! Someone might get hurt!
    I'm sorry! I just had to do that! It's my wierd, twisted sense of humor coming out in me! (hehe, in my family humor is best done in practical jokes....as many people that pick on me, I can safely say there are a few that are WAY overdue a practical joke on them! :rolleyes: [​IMG] }
    ~Miss Abby
    Provers 31:30 [​IMG]
     
    #53 MissAbbyIFBaptist, Aug 3, 2003
  14. dianetavegia

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    Me too Abby. I find humor in little things and then laugh so hard at myself that I can't share it with my family. Yesterday, while putting down the kitchen floor, I got the giggles. Jon and Nick started laughing with me because I was laughing so hard but couldn't stop long enough to tell them what I found funny.
    [​IMG] [​IMG] Diane
     
    #54 dianetavegia, Aug 3, 2003
  15. SaggyWoman

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    i'm going on a beer hunt.

    Gonna find a beer.

    I see a brewery.

    Can't go under it.....
     
    #55 SaggyWoman, Aug 4, 2003
  16. I Am Blessed 24

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    Originally posted by I Am Blessed 16
    Originally posted by Gib
    [​IMG] [​IMG] :confused: [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    #56 I Am Blessed 24, Aug 4, 2003
  17. MissAbbyIFBaptist

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    shame shame! He dosn't knit too?! :rolleyes: Is there any hope for him?!
     
    #57 MissAbbyIFBaptist, Aug 4, 2003
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    Have we got cannibals here :confused: :confused: :confused:
    posted by Dianne on Coffee shop 6.
     
    #58 Gwyneth, Aug 9, 2003
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    I'm going to ahve to count them now and make sure they are all here. :D
     
    #59 donnA, Aug 9, 2003
  20. dianetavegia

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    LOL! Oh they are soooooooo good! I even got the one that came from Katie's hubby! LOL

    Diane
     
    #60 dianetavegia, Aug 9, 2003
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