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Husbands must brew coffee and tea for their wife

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Crabtownboy, Sep 18, 2015.

  1. Crabtownboy

    Crabtownboy Well-Known Member
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    It is scriptural. Hebrews. :laugh:
     
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    That was a good one Crabby but how about this one?

    Acts 2:1 And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place.
    So did they all pile in and drive there?... Doesn't scripture say so?... Brother Glen:laugh:
     
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    They needed an Accord, because Moses messed up the Ford F-250 Truck that was issued to him. All was going well until Mosses threw a rod in the desert
     
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    Wrong truck. He had a Dodge...

    When the Ram's horn sounds a long blast, they shall come up to the mountain."
    Exodus 19:13 NAS77
     
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  6. looc93

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    Yes, and then they must bring forth mentioned beverage to the bed :)
     
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    Oh my goodness, this one made me laugh out loud. I'm going to have to share this one.
     
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