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Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by I Am Blessed 24, Feb 15, 2008.

  1. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    Just put a question down that makes (or doesn't) make sense.

    Example:

    Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
     
  2. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
     
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    If one out of 4 children born today is Chinese, should we not have a fourth child for fear that he will look funny in our family?
     
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    Why is when we go to the store we buy horse FEED and chicken FEED but we buy dog FOOD and cat FOOD?
     
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    Since a toothbrush is called a toothbrush and not a teethbrush, does that mean that it was invented in Tennessee?
     
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    Why isn't a fly without any wings called a walk?
     
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    Why do DOH workers erect a sign that says "bump" instead of just fixing the bump to begin with?
     
  8. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?
     
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    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
     
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    5 out of 4 people have atrouble with math.
     
  11. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
     
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    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?
    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
    Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
    Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
    Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    Why, why why?!?
     
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    Or...

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

    (Yes, someone sent me an e-mail!!)
     
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    Is there such a thing as too curious a mind (and does it really kill cats)?
     
  15. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
     
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    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
     
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    I suppose you could call him a racecarist...

    Why is the classical station always at the end of my favorite piece of music right when I click onto their frequency?
     
  18. I Am Blessed 24

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    If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
     
  19. Sopranette

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    And what do they expect me to do about it?
     
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    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
     
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