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'I TOLD you to write it down!'

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by thisnumbersdisconnected, Jan 2, 2014.

  1. thisnumbersdisconnected

    Apr 11, 2013
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    An 80-year-old couple was worried because they kept forgetting things all the time. The doctor assured them there was nothing seriously wrong except old age, and suggested they carry a notebook and write things down so they wouldn't forget.

    Several days later, the old man got up to go to the kitchen. His wife said, "Dear, get me a bowl of ice cream while you're up."

    "Okay," he said.

    "...and put some chocolate syrup on it and a few cherries, too," she added. "You'd better write all this down."

    "I won't forget!" he said.

    Twenty minutes later he came back into the room and handed his wife a plate of scrambled eggs and bacon.

    She glared at him. "Now, I told you to write it down! I knew you'd forget."

    "What did I forget?" he asked.

    She replied, "My toast!"