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I was walking across a bridge one day

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Crabtownboy, Mar 3, 2016.

  1. Crabtownboy

    Crabtownboy Well-Known Member

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    I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing
    on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop!
    don't do it!"

    "Why shouldn't I?" he said.

    I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

    He said, "Like what?"

    I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?"

    He said, "Religious."

    I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?"

    He said,"Christian."

    I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?"

    He said, "Protestant."

    I said, "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or baptist?"

    He said, "Baptist!"

    I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or
    baptist church of the lord?"

    He said, "Baptist church of god!"

    I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god,
    or are you reformed baptist church of god?"

    He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!"

    I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god,
    reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god,
    reformation of 1915?"

    He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!"

    I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.
     
  2. Salty

    Salty 20,000 Posts Club
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    You got that wrong Crabby-
    the final line is:
    Are you King James only or do you use the New KJV?
    I use the NJKV
    I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.
     
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