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Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Alcott, Feb 23, 2018.

  1. Alcott

    Alcott Well-Known Member
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    Dec 17, 2002
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    I started writing this parody last night, thinking it would be relevant today. While it apparently isn't, I'll post it anyway...

    ICE is a many slipp'ry thing
    Here in Texas when we start to think we're nearing spring.
    Then back comes Old Man Winter;
    Our spring-like thoughts he'll splinter.
    We'll slip and slide on a crazy ride he'll bring.

    When we were kids so long ago
    On a wintry morn we'd sit tight by the radio,
    Full of hope that we from school would slip
    And have a winter fling--
    Oh, ice is such a many slipp'ry thing!