Featured If You Could Get In A Time Machine

Too Funny...

:laugh::smilewinkgrin::tongue3: That is too funny SN....I bet their family tree looks like a telephone pole!

Bro.Greg:laugh:

 

I heard you went solo to your 8th grade prom, like, five times. When you were at the Lone Oak Jr. High graduation.....the one you actually got your diploma, one of your former classmates had already became your family doctor. Go figure......


I heard that you were the one who actually planted that acorn that the town now bears the name of....Lone Oak.....


Another thing I heard was one of your former classmates became one of your teachers.......

I also heard you failed your eye test....heard you were trying to make sentences with the eye chart, physical, taste test, and your driver's test....all in the span of two weeks. Apparently you thought parking the car on the curb and rotating the tires were necessary for passing.

 

If your family tree has no forks, you might be a redneck. LOL

 

The reason why SN went solo to his five 8th grade proms was because no one wanted to dance with him. Apparently no one knew how to do the "Charleston".......

 

I would like to see the parting of the Red Sea.

 

I would set the machine to the future, to the day of the rapture

 

What date are you setting it for so we will all know? :laugh:

 

I knew it! Webdog's real name is Harold Camping. :laugh:

 

I would only go back as far as the late 15th century in England, or the 16th century on the east coast of North America, because otherwise the only language would be gibberish. Peabody and Sherman, as well as Time Tunnel and all those others, had it wrong in that way.

 

I would have like to stepped off the ark with Noah to see the world as it was at the time after the flood but i probably couldn't take the smell. So i would have liked to talk and fellowship with Enoch and the LORD but i guess i will not need to get in a time machine for that, i'll just be patient and wait till i really can do that.:thumbs: