Featured Is My Motivation for Drinking Beer Wrong?

I presume you hold to an all-natural organic-only diet.

 

...until tonight. You just jinxed yourself.:laugh:

 

I have a friend who is the king of malaprops. He says "I don't drink beer, but I do take a little wine for municipal purposes."

 

Just a thought - but it works!

Buy here one of those mouth guards. They do work. And they are less expensive then a keg, and you will be sober and rested again :laugh:

 

Maybe give your wife the beer, and when she's out good...carry her to the couch

 

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:laugh::laugh::laugh: I KNOW what a 737 sounds like.....now Brother...that was just plain old funny.

Bro.Greg

 

Whatever one does at home is between them and God. The ideal place to drink, if one does indeed drink, is at home. Why? Sure, I guess there's liberty in consumming alcohol, I guess. But there's no liberty of drinking and then getting behind the wheel. That's breaking the law. So, that's why I am kinda at odds with not being entirely in either camp.....to abstain, or not abstain, that is. But if you have two drinks at the local restaurant, and then go through a "check point" and blow a 0.09%, you're going to jail for DUI/DWI. If you blow a 0.09% after being involved in a wreck and someone's killed, and it's not your fault, you're still looking at A LOT of jail time. Try using THAT for a witness when you are telling people about Jesus.

 

If she finds out you're telling us about her snoring, she'll remedy your problem for you.....the couch.....:laugh:


You won't hear her from there......:laugh: :sleep:

 

Sounds like you want to be a doghouse exile.:laugh: