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Jeff Foxworthy's "You May be a Taliban if..."

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by kyredneck, Jan 8, 2010.

  1. kyredneck

    kyredneck Well-Known Member
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    "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun, but you can't afford shoes.

    3. You have more wives than teeth.

    4. You wipe your behind with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

    7. You consider television dangerous, but carry explosives in your clothing.

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

    10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

    11. Your cousin is president of the United States
     
  2. Johnv

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    Oh, these are just too funny!!!
     
  3. Scarlett O.

    Scarlett O. Well-Known Member
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    A tad bit racist.......but alas, I did howl with laughter.

    Am I a bad girl or a good girl? I can't tell because I am still laughing!
     
  4. Johnv

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    Dont' think it's racist, but it does play into a stereotype. But sometimes, we should just be able to laugh with each other at the stereotype. I'm STILL laughing loudly!
     
  5. Revmitchell

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    I do not see the racist element you are referring to. But the thing about the goat may not be appropriate for a Christian board.
     
  6. abcgrad94

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    hehehe

    I like the one about the bacon. . .
     
  7. kyredneck

    kyredneck Well-Known Member
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    My apologies if it offended you Rev; it really is rare to come accross those 'squeaky clean' ones these days..........
     
  8. Salty

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    in those cases you can always make appropriate changes such as
    "*&%$#" or just deleted offensive words


    Though over all I did enjoy it.


    Salty
    EOO"

    * equal opportunity offender
     
  9. Jon-Marc

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    Especially #10. :laugh:
     
  10. donnA

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    yeah, I can see this... hummm
     
  11. tinytim

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    YOu forgot...

    If you think a towel is only to be used on your head!
     
  12. rbell

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    You're right. It's demeaning to the goat. :eek: :D
     
  13. Harold Garvey

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    The taliban are a race now?:laugh:
     
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