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Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Godspeaks2me, Mar 28, 2012.

  1. Godspeaks2me

    Godspeaks2me New Member

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    I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing
    on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop!
    don't do it!"
    "Why shouldn't I?" he said.
    I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
    He said, "Like what?"
    I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?"
    He said, "Religious."
    I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?"
    He said,"Christian."
    I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?"
    He said, "Protestant."
    I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?"
    He said, "Baptist!"
    I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or
    baptist church of the lord?"
    He said, "Baptist church of god!"
    I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god,
    or are you reformed baptist church of god?"
    He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!"
    I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god,
    reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god,
    reformation of 1915?"
    He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!"
    I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.
     
  2. SolaSaint

    SolaSaint Well-Known Member

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    I heard this joke from a comedian (Carrot Top). lol
     
  3. fortytworc

    fortytworc Member

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    Good thing some of the people on the forum aren't standing with each other on a high bridge or tall building!!!
     
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