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Lets finish Snoopys story.

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  1. abcgrad94

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    ordered him a pizza with anchovies
     
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    Lt Snoopy ate two pieces of the pizza and gut a tummy ache. Since he went on sick call, he did not watch the mechanic working on his airplane. So when Snoopy got in the cockpit and took off, he did not realize that...
     
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    ....the propeller was put on backwards, and thus, he could only fly in reverse, so he...
     
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    .tfel eh erofeb devirra dna dnalgnE ot denrutrR
     
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    He still had one piece of pizza, as he ate it, he bit his tounge and had trouble talking, but loosely translated it means:

    The Parachute has not yet been invented, I hope my girfriend send in my life insurace payment last night.

    The next thought Lt Snoopy had was....
     
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    The pizza could be mass produced as a weapon against the enemy.
     
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    He loaded his plane with pizzas and with a salute to Col. Mustard , gunned his engine and ash he flew into the clouds he said, "
     
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    I tawt I taw a puddy tat!
     
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    Poor snoopy realized he had accidently flown into the edge of a pond and the cattails obscured his vision. As he adjusted and began to fly again...
     
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    He tossed bits of plant life out of his cockpit..leveled out and proceeded to fly straight for...
     
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    ...Woodstock, who had stolen a Sopwith Camel....
     
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    not to be confused with sopping WITH a camel which would...
     
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    ... make for a messy date.

    However, ...
     
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    his date did show up - but was walking next to a mud puddle when a truck drove by. Hoopy (Snoopy's date) was most upset about her new dress because...
     
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    it was the latest Parisian fashion and had eight...
     
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    ...sleeves, one for each of her arms. That's the moment when Snoopy realized she was really and octopus. But, he was not dismayed because...
     
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    He really, really liked to hug. The only thing that worried him was...
     
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    ...where to put the engagement ring.
     
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    Luckliy, in time, he realized something was fishy, so he was able to...
     
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    type a letter to Dear Abby, but he wasnt sure where to send it, so he called....
     
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