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Lets finish Snoopys story.

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  1. Salty

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    ...President Obama who immediately flew to talk to Snoopy. What a surprise when the President presented Snoopy with.......
     
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    offical military wings - but why were they from the US Marine Corps...
     
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    .....because Snoopy is a beagle and beagles love water.


    Why wasn't Vice President Biden invited to go along...............
     
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    Because he promised Charlie Brown that he could kick the football, not pulling it away like Lucy does :tongue3:
     
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    but Biden found a loophole in that promise, and instead he....
     
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    .....hid it in Woodstock's nest. After Woodstock found the football he did......
     
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    a quick check of the football - and saw the small lable that said made in .....
     
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    Dixville Notch, New Hampshire :tongue3:
     
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    ....then Snoopy took that football, got back on his doghouse, and flew to D.C and handed it back to Obama. In amazement, Obama looked at Snoopy and said...........
     
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    ....is it true that Ron Paul paid you to deliver this to me. Wait, there is a secret compartment in this football. My goodness, look what I found. It is a........
     
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    ........minature Salty, a "Mini-Me" so-to-speak. Now, he looked at Obama, and with his crooked index finger pointed at him, stated emphatically.........
     
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    Enthusiasm overcomes all objections, Mr. President !! Obama said......
     
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    If I want to run for re-election - I will need a new Veep and that should be.....
     
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    ....the End!
     
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    ...is near, Snoppy proclaimed!! I can see the storm coming in the horizon. He looked at Woodstock, his trusted companion of many years, and said.......
     
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    If you had a higher GPA in college than your fellow student, Mr. Kerry, how did he become.....
     
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    a janitor for Ross Perot? But the real reason he took the job was to find out....
     
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    ... if Americans would actually vote in mass an make Snoopy Governor of his Great State - Which did happen.

    Now the first official Act that Gov Snoops too was....
     
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    ....to put a bone in every dog bowl. He said he was going to first enact....
     
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    .....that dogs no longer had to have a license - but the Dog Catchers union demanded that.....
     
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