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Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by rlvaughn, Nov 13, 2020.

  1. rlvaughn

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    I am gathering up saying that include the expression "like feet." Here are three examples. Maybe you have heard (or made up) some others. If so, I'd like to hear them. Thanks.

    Excuses are like feet, everyone has them and they all stink.
    Opinions are like feet, they all stink unless they’re yours.
    Brothers and sisters are like feet; they may hurt you, but at the end of the day you’re grateful to have them.
     
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    I like feet, they come in handy.
     
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    That snake wasn't just a few inches long, it was like feet!
     
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    If you think a centipede is cool you must like feet.
     
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    My family uses the phrase, “Tastes like feet”.

    My in-laws visited Switzerland years back and looked for something they could give to each of us when they returned.
    While hiking the Alps a local vendor sold them some cheese and she packed it way in her suitcase for the return trip.
    Upon arriving her clothes smelled musty, like a wet gym locker.
    You guessed it, it was the cheese!
    Apparently some goat cheeses have this noxious odor of smelly feet.
    My aunt and uncle from California enjoyed the cheese.
    Me, I couldn’t get it past my nose.... smelled like feet!

    Rob
     
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    "The thrill of victory, the agony of de feet..." TV Sports show

    "No one likes to be defeeted." Michael Jackson in "Beat it"?
     
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    Church sign, "Give Satan a foot and he will become a ruler".
    Original was inch.
     
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    Open mouth, insert feet.
     
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    Quite a feet.
     
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    My feet hurt.
     
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    If your nose runs like your feet smell, you are built upside down.
     
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    "May I borrow your foot pump?"
    "Why? Have you got flat feet?"
     
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    Why aren't shoes shaped like feet?
     
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    I should have expected a foot joke thread on the Baptistboard. :(

    Seems the Mennonites are the only ones who still take feet seriously. :Biggrin
     
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    'Like feet on a lame man, so is a proverb in the mouth of fools.' Slight paraphrase of Proverbs 26:7.
     
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    Andy Samberg with shoes that look like feet.
     
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    "Floor smelling like feet, the odor floods the entire house. How do I clean this?"

    Internet
     
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    "Why does popcorn smell like feet?




    R. M
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    certified professional food eater with excellent references
    Answered February 23, 2016

    The culprit is Diacetyl aka Butanedione. It's used in food processing to impart a butter-ish flavor and is also produced when a bacteria named Streptococcus albus chows down on your apparently filthy, sweaty, bacteria laden feet."


    from Quora on the Internet
     
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    [​IMG]
    Billy Bob Big Old Hairy Feet on Amazon;
    shoes that look like feet.
     
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