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Majority of Pastors in U.S. agents of Shadow Government?

Discussion in 'Political Debate & Discussion' started by Victorious, Oct 24, 2009.

  1. Winman

    Winman Active Member

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    If this resembles your pastor, then he might be a member of the shadow government. For some reason, it resembles Obama to me.

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  2. Crucified in Christ

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    Has anybody looked up the word Seminary in the dictionary????

    sem·i·nar·y (sm-nr)
    n. pl. sem·i·nar·ies
    1. Reportedly a theological school for the training of priests, ministers, and rabbis, but actually serving as an institution of government indoctrination in preparation for future work as a shadow government.

    How did I miss this all these years???
     
  3. Victorious

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    Alas! He just admitted that he has been keeping this secret from me. :cool:
     
  4. abcgrad94

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    Somebody forgot to give you your secret decoder ring.:laugh:
     
  5. blackbird

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    Decoder ring??? Our "decoder" was implanted in our minds over at NOBTS and at Luther Rice!!!!!!!!!

    So---NOBTS and Luther Rice grads should never have to "blow their cover"!!!
     
  6. Ed Edwards

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    Quoting out of context:



    No, Anne's husband is NOT the wife of a Pastor.
     
  7. Tom Butler

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    Here's how Wikipedia describes a shadow government:

    I don't think that's what we're talking about here. Maybe this is:

     
  8. Aaron

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    With all the "steward the earth" propaganda spewing from the pulpits, I'm inclined to consider this as more than the cavil of conspiratorialist.
     
  9. SBCPreacher

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    As one of my favorite groups (New World Son) sings,
    I am a working man I get things done
    Work for the Holy Ghost work for the Son
    I am a working man oh yes I am
    I am a special agent of the Lamb


    I'm thinking about putting "Special Agent" instead of "Pastor" on my business cards!
     
  10. Ed Edwards

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    Amen, Brother SBCPreacher -- you are 'special'. God sent His Only Begotten Son to die so you (and the rest of us) could be saved.

    --signed: Special Ed
     
  11. Nonsequitur

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    GIVE me? You mean I've eaten 132 boxes of Crunchy, Chocho-Nut Flakes for nothing?
    (Of course, I'm still waiting for my Cecil Beanie, (how many of you remember that?, after all these years.:laugh:
     
  12. padredurand

    padredurand Well-Known Member
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    No, you ate them for your country. Granted a dark, shadowy part of your country but c'est la vie.

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  13. abcgrad94

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    Sorry, Nonsequitor, the Cecil Beanie must have been way before my time, because I never heard of it!:laugh:

    ABC is ducking for cover while strapping on a new lightweight, aluminum foil hat. . .
     
  14. Nonsequitur

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    Try this.....
     
  15. saturneptune

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    Pastor Hagee is part of the shadow government. He is the czar of pot lucks.
     
  16. Twizzler

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    LOL! I laughed for quite some time at this... too funny!
     
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