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Medical breakthrough!

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by tinytim, Mar 30, 2009.

  1. tinytim

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    A French doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so
    advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in
    another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'


    A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a
    lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking
    for work in four weeks.


    The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so
    advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in
    another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'


    An American doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are
    way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of
    Illinois , put him in the White House, and now half the country is
    looking for work.'



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  2. Amy.G

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    That is too funny!
     
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