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My Exercises

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by mandym, Jul 2, 2012.

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    The Doc told me to start an exercise program.

    Not wanting to harm this old body, I've devised the following:



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    Beat around the bush
    Jump to conclusions
    Climb the walls
    Wade through the morning paper


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    Drag my heels
    Push my luck
    Make mountains out of mole hills
    Hit the nail on the head


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    Bend over backwards
    Jump on the Band Wagon
    Run around in circles



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    Advise Washington on how to run the country..
    Toot my own horn..
    Pull out all the stops..
    Add fuel to the fire..
     
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    Open a can of worms..
    Put my foot in my mouth..
    Start the ball rolling..
    Go over the edge..


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    Pick up the pieces..


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    Kneel in prayer..

    Bow my head in thanksgiving..

    Hug someone and encourage them.

    What a Workout!


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