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Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Revmitchell, Oct 4, 2009.

  1. Revmitchell

    Revmitchell Well-Known Member

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    My mother told me she went to a medium the other day. I said "Really?!" She said "Yep and when I told her something the medium began to laugh uncontrollably so I knocked her one right across the jaw." I said "Mom you did not!" She said " Yep I sure did, my mother always taught me to strike a happy medium".


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  2. Ed Edwards

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    My mother had this name for an average seer who works the center of the interstate:

    A Medium Median Medium

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  3. DrRandyGrace

    DrRandyGrace New Member

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    Bwaa, haaa, haaa! Strike a happy medium! Arr, arr!
     
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