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Never Ending "Stories"

Discussion in 'Free-For-All Archives' started by Gib, Mar 29, 2003.

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  1. Gib

    Gib Active Member

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    There once was a man named Joe, he had no place to go.
     
    #41 Gib, Apr 10, 2003
  2. I Am Blessed 24

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    He always stayed home, he lived in Rome.
     
    #42 I Am Blessed 24, Apr 11, 2003
  3. WonderingOne

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    His wife was sick of Italy,
    She wanted somewhere else to see.
     
    #43 WonderingOne, Apr 11, 2003
  4. Sherrie

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    So he packed up his wife
    and fled for his life.

    He scampered off on his new trip
    to which she almost fell over her lip.

    He hollered and screamed
    Hurry up! Not trying to be mean.

    She stumbled and tumbled
    her stomach twitching and it rumbled

    Whats next my dear
    For now in this scurry, I hurt my ear!

    Sherrie
     
    #44 Sherrie, Apr 11, 2003
  5. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    Off to the doctor they went,
    Joe walking slightly bent.
    For in tumbling with wife,
    He had fought for his life.
    His wife said, poor Joe,
    You have broken your toe.
     
    #45 I Am Blessed 24, Apr 11, 2003
  6. Sherrie

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    "Broken my toe,
    Oh sweet dear I know!"

    Now cast and a sling
    Button-up shoes without strings.

    Come on lets go through the door
    Where we have never been before!

    So off they went in a tizzy
    trying hard not to be dizzy.
     
    #46 Sherrie, Apr 11, 2003
  7. Gib

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    They got in their car
    to go off afar.

    Where new life begins
    and old life just ends.

    To get away from it all,
    open a mini-mall
    With stores for the old
    and stores where its cold
    Where everythings cheap
    and there's plenty of sleep,

    For a man named Joe and his little broke toe.

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    With that now said, please start a new thread!
     
    #47 Gib, Apr 11, 2003
  8. MissAbbyIFBaptist

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    And who opend the mall
    in the middle of fall,
    And found a way
    to make it stay.
    They sold balloons
    shaped like moons,
    and also stuffed animals-
    mainly baboons!
    Then ther rode in their car
    to the land of Afar,
    Were the zip code is one,
    and there's always bright sun...
     
    #48 MissAbbyIFBaptist, Apr 11, 2003
  9. Sherrie

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    I am sorry Gib...I did not mean to make you angry. Forgive me I won't post here again.

    Sherrie
     
    #49 Sherrie, Apr 11, 2003
  10. Gib

    Gib Active Member

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    Sherrie, What in the world are you talking about?
     
    #50 Gib, Apr 12, 2003
  11. Gib

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    The sun was so bright
    Hard to fall asleep at night

    No stars in the sky
    Could be seen by the eye

    Yet Joe and his wife
    Enjoyed their new life

    In a town close to the sun
    With a zipcode of one.
     
    #51 Gib, Apr 13, 2003
  12. thetaterkid

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    Joe and his wife
    met a couple or two
    From Lee and Jill
    to Bob and Sue

    All went to church
    even though it had rained
    To meet up with Jesus
    and praise His great name!
     
    #52 thetaterkid, Apr 20, 2003
  13. thetaterkid

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    [ Hi Gib! What part of Georgia do you take refuge in?]
     
    #53 thetaterkid, Apr 20, 2003
  14. Gib

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    Hey Taylor, I live in the part of Georgia you can only dream about.

    How's the fish? &lt;[[[&gt;&lt; :eek:
     
    #54 Gib, Apr 21, 2003
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