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Discussion in 'General Baptist Discussions' started by DrJamesAch, Jun 22, 2013.

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  1. Earth Wind and Fire

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    BUSTED:laugh:
     
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    Do you have her phone number?
     
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    I think thats Chris Christy's sister!:laugh:

    1-800-Serve me up another plate:thumbs:

    If you hurry....you can still catch them at the donut shop in Morristown, right before the 11AM Mass.
     
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    LOL, with a sex change operation, she could pass for a Baptist preacher in Kentucky.
     
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    Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Ridden hard & put away wet!" :laugh:
     
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    LOL....motto.....never miss a meal & always go for seconds. And 3rds!!!: :applause:

    Then get lap surgery.....that way you can only have 6 Bavarian Cream Donuts instead of your habitual bakers dozen.
     
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    Shocker! That a joke would be introduced that way, eh? :rolleyes::laugh::tongue3:
     
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    "She didn't choose you, she chose me"

    Typical elitist Calvinist attitude :tongue3:
     
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    They have banned her from singing "Love Lifted Me" in church on the basis that nothing can lift her.

    I would ask for her address, but the Postal Service assigned her a zip code.
     
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    Ok, if you say so. :laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
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    That would drive me to drinking.
     
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    Whaaa: “That one would think that story is remotely funny is... crazy.”

    Whaaaa: “I mean its one thing to joke about the punchline, but to falsify a story about a guy cheating on and then killing his wife takes it a bit too far.”

    Whaaaaa: “If I truly had a friend who did such a thing (murder, etc.), it would be no laughing matter- at least not for me.”

    I know so…:laugh:
     
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    Okay, If you say so. :laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
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    Yep, I do. ;)
     
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    Next, we have Cynthia. She's wild, she's crazy, and she's lookin' for a Calvinist!

    Cynthia enjoys reading the Institutes by a warm fireside, and pole dancing.

    Get 'er while you can!

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    Benji always has to have the last word. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

     
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    .....................................

     
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    Too many crocke tails:laugh:
     
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    Is that moderate drinking ? LOL
     
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