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Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Earth Wind and Fire, Dec 18, 2010.

  1. Earth Wind and Fire

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    I just love these old movies don't you? Corney & good for a laugh.



    Announcer - Moses went to the mountain and God spoketh to him.

    God - Moses, this is the Lord, thy God, commanding you to obey my law. Do you hear me?
    Moses - "Yes, I hear you, I hear you... a deaf man could hear you!
    God - What?!
    Moses- Nothing, forget about it, Oh Lord! Why have you chosen me? What would you have me do for you?
    God- I shall give you my laws, and you shall take them unto the people.
    Moses- Yes, Lord!

    Moses - The lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen... (drops stone tablet) Oy. Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!
     
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