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Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Archie the Preacher, Jan 30, 2014.

  1. Archie the Preacher

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    The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

    The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

    As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

    He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

    He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally. . . I assumed you had stolen the car.''
     
  2. Tom Butler

    Tom Butler New Member

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    Archie, this is a great story. May I have permission to repost it on Facebook?
     
  3. Jon-Marc

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    I read this somewhere: "If you were arrested for being a Christian, would there be enough evidence to convict you?" I'm very self-conscious about what I say and do around people who know I'm a Christian. I also have two sweatshirts and several T-shirts with religious writing on them, and I wouldn't want to say or do anything in public that would cause people to think negatively about Christianity. I've heard the statement, "If that man is going to heaven, then so am I."
     
  4. prophet

    prophet Active Member

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    This is a good thread.

    Thank you for the reminders.
     
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