1. Welcome to Baptist Board, a friendly forum to discuss the Baptist Faith in a friendly surrounding.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register to get access to all the features that our community has to offer.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon and God Bless!

Pit Stop No. 2

Discussion in 'Free-For-All Archives' started by Gib, Nov 28, 2003.

  1. Gib

    Gib Active Member

    Joined:
    Feb 24, 2003
    Messages:
    27,256
    Likes Received:
    14
    We had to close for a spell. We ran out of kitty litter to soak up all the oil spills here.
     
  2. Dan Todd

    Dan Todd Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2003
    Messages:
    14,452
    Likes Received:
    0
    There are oil spills everywhere!

    Dan
     
  3. blackbird

    blackbird Active Member

    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2002
    Messages:
    11,898
    Likes Received:
    4
    I was working on my tractor in the garage once---spilled some oil on the concrete----well, Miriam wants it up like---"Yesterday!"----I ran fresh out of that oil absorbant stuff---so I used . . . well, for the sake of some who read the Pit Stop to see what the Pit Stop is all about---Blackbird won't use the actual word but the initials----I used KL!
     
  4. Dr. Bob

    Dr. Bob Administrator
    Administrator

    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2000
    Messages:
    30,285
    Likes Received:
    507
    Faith:
    Baptist
    Heard that the cannibal meat market had the same problem.

    Catholics for $50
    Anglicans for $50
    Methodists for $50

    Baptists for $300

    Asked why. Answer: "Ever try to gut and clean one?"
     
  5. Dan Todd

    Dan Todd Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2003
    Messages:
    14,452
    Likes Received:
    0
    I would think that most Baptist would be too tough - even for the most experience cannibals!

    Blackbird - repeat after me:
    Kitty Litter
    Kitty Litter
    Kitty Litter
    Kitty Litter
    Kitty Litter

    That wasn't so tough was it - it's not nearly as difficult as getting an Armenian to say Calvinist !!! [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Dan - the kitty loving Calvinist!!
     
  6. Dan Todd

    Dan Todd Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2003
    Messages:
    14,452
    Likes Received:
    0
    PS - watch out for those oil slicks!!

    (Double post [​IMG] - but Sue doesn't come here - so I can do it without getting a spanking!!)
     
  7. Dr. Bob

    Dr. Bob Administrator
    Administrator

    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2000
    Messages:
    30,285
    Likes Received:
    507
    Faith:
    Baptist
    I'm watching you, Dan, checking my list and counting the most
    Of those who pad their numbers through double post;
    Feigning that the totals didn't matter amongst the holiday glitter,
    For even the decorations in the garage were made from kitty litter.
    [​IMG]
     
  8. Dan Todd

    Dan Todd Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2003
    Messages:
    14,452
    Likes Received:
    0
    Well Dr. Bob -

    Who does pad their numbers most with double posts?

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  9. Dr. Bob

    Dr. Bob Administrator
    Administrator

    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2000
    Messages:
    30,285
    Likes Received:
    507
    Faith:
    Baptist
    Sorry, that poem was not from ME --

    It was from Santa. He's making the list, checking it twice, etc etc [​IMG]

    Sorry for the confusion. [​IMG]
     
  10. Jim1999

    Jim1999 <img src =/Jim1999.jpg>

    Joined:
    Aug 10, 2002
    Messages:
    15,460
    Likes Received:
    1
    If one has a speech impediment which causes stuttering, would that not entitle one to legitimate double postings?

    Cheers,

    Jim
     
  11. Gib

    Gib Active Member

    Joined:
    Feb 24, 2003
    Messages:
    27,256
    Likes Received:
    14
    That's r-r-r-right. [​IMG]
     
  12. Dan Todd

    Dan Todd Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2003
    Messages:
    14,452
    Likes Received:
    0
    Sounds good to me!!!

    Watch out for oil slicks!!
     
  13. Dr. Bob

    Dr. Bob Administrator
    Administrator

    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2000
    Messages:
    30,285
    Likes Received:
    507
    Faith:
    Baptist
    Changing the subject. Anybody had any luck with a battery recharge LAWN MOWER? I had one and loved it, but it broke down and NOBODY in Casper had a clue how to fix it.

    I have NO LUCK with gas powered anything and the electric mowers (with 100' cord are a nuisance.

    Just lookin for insights and help here.
     
  14. Jim1999

    Jim1999 <img src =/Jim1999.jpg>

    Joined:
    Aug 10, 2002
    Messages:
    15,460
    Likes Received:
    1
    battery recharge LAWN MOWER?
    _______________________________________________

    It works well...you do mean one's wife! I have never heard of a battery recharge lawn mower. Electric start, maybe! I use a riding mower which is a gas engine, but electric start. But then, I have 3 acres of turf to mow.

    Cheers,

    Jim
     
  15. Dr. Bob

    Dr. Bob Administrator
    Administrator

    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2000
    Messages:
    30,285
    Likes Received:
    507
    Faith:
    Baptist
    No, I'm seriously talking about a 20" cut push power mower that you plug in and has about a one hour charge. All I need for my lawn. Mulching blades.

    Then take it back in the garage and plug it in to recharge (takes a coupla hours). No noise more than a sewing machine, no gas engine that is difficult to start and needs fuel, oil, etc.
     
  16. Dan Todd

    Dan Todd Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2003
    Messages:
    14,452
    Likes Received:
    0
  17. Gib

    Gib Active Member

    Joined:
    Feb 24, 2003
    Messages:
    27,256
    Likes Received:
    14
    I've seen those on the Discovery Channel. I didn't know they were actually selling those things.
     
  18. Dan Todd

    Dan Todd Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2003
    Messages:
    14,452
    Likes Received:
    0
    Anything - so that we have more time to post on BB!!!

    [​IMG]
     
  19. Dr. Bob

    Dr. Bob Administrator
    Administrator

    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2000
    Messages:
    30,285
    Likes Received:
    507
    Faith:
    Baptist
    Some of us have TOO MUCH TIME posting as it is. Maybe we need to get one of the old fashioned reel push mower and spend more time exercising?

    Good to think about it NOW when the snow is covering the lawn! :D
     
  20. Jim1999

    Jim1999 <img src =/Jim1999.jpg>

    Joined:
    Aug 10, 2002
    Messages:
    15,460
    Likes Received:
    1
    Let your fingers do the walking....through the pages of the BB.....exercise, one finger, two,,two finger four....then a whole fine bunh,,,ok "c" pick up the slack...bunch....

    Cheers,

    Jim
     
Loading...