Pit Stop----the Saga continues

Hey fella! This thread already has a rating of five stars and it's not even started yet! Is this PREJUDICE or WHAT? :laugh:

 

I'd go with the or what? Don't you love the thread title? The saga continues.... Couldn't remember what number Pit Stop this would be, eh?

I'm trying out my Canadian English on you, eh? We'll be visiting with madre's relatives in Ontario over the holidays. Madre thought it would be a good idea for me to learn the language before we went, eh? Our first lesson was the use of eh, eh? You can turn a declarative sentence into a question. Here's an example:

Honey, getting a little broad in the beam, eh?
Are you saying I'm getting fat?
Nope, I was asking, eh?

Next lesson we'll learn about food. Madre doesn't know but I jumped ahead in our studies, eh? Tim Hortons.... need I say more, eh?

 

But Capn, if I give 'er anymore she's gonna blow!!!!

Capn, how are the rest of the crew going to find us if we're going Warp 9 away from them?

Padre: Canada is a whole 'nother world isn't it, eh?

Capn we have a Borg ship in our sights, and our sensors tell us that they have learned how to assimilate cats into the Borg. What do we do now??

 

What?! Star Trek is nothing without James Kirk! :tonofbricks:

 

Helen dear, the permanent 5-star rating enjoyed by the Pit Stop is directly proportunate to the type of people who post in this the most rarified area of the BB. Yes, we are a rare breed, indeed. If you don't believe that - just ask us we'll tell you, but if you don't have time to listen...don't ask.

Don't worry, you're one of us. That's one reason that we have 5 stars. :thumbs: :wavey:

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Someone popped it down to four! how rude!

I voted and it didn't help enough!

Calling for a vote . . .

 

You can tell Blackbird's from Alabama. He understands the concept of Voter Fraud.

 

RIP James Doohan, AKA "Scotty"

 

[obscure star trek humor] BTW...if any of you post on here and you have a RED shirt on and you're part of the landing party...You're pretty much toast. [/obscure star trek humor]

 

Things I learned from watching the CSPAN..... First I voted for it and then I didn't.

Things I learned from watching the my kids..... Blackbird did it.

Things I learned from watching The Mystery Channel..... the butler did it.

Things I learned from watching the Sci-Fi Channel.... Klingons

Things I learned from watching The Biggest Loser..... good going, team, you lost one star this week.

Things I learned from watching Survivor..... let's find out who dumped the rating and banish them to the Methodist Board.

Things I learned from watching NASCAR.... The Cracker Barrel, Diet RC, Moon Pie and made-to-home sugar cookie Pit Stop was running real good at the beginning of that run. We started dropping stars about 5 posts into this deal but we'll bring her in for a Pit Stop and hope to bring home a top 5 today. I want to say Hey to my Mama who's watching Biggest Loser on the other network.....

Things I learned from watching the cat.. aaaaacccckkkkk! If you swallow enough fur you will eventually experience reverse peristalsis.

 

Chicago's in Alabama?

 

TV in the making

 

Vote Early and vote often.

 

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Well dip me in buttermilk. To think that the creators of this software would doubt the good intentions of Pit Stop posters. :BangHead:

 

You'd think the state of Alabama could come up with something similar . . .