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Redneck baptist church qualities?

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by convicted1, Mar 19, 2015.

  1. convicted1

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    I read something similiar to this is the 'archives forums' and would like to start a new one...


    --Pot luck consists of o'possums n taters, fresh roadkill...
    --Members say 'yee haw' instead of 'amen'...
    --Communion cup is a red solo cup...
    --You have to shovel your way to the bathroom during winter...
    --Preacher preaches from 'sp'plasms', 'duter-hominy', 'relevations', 'habitual-cook'...
     
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  2. Rlee

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    Let's not fergit yonder member on the back row a'snorin'. He keeps me awake evr Sunday!
     
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    The Preacher's wife is so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.
     
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    "ooohwe Jasper, who put the fix'ins on ms Lily? We can see clear to the promised land!”
     
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    We make change from the offering plate (if we have an offering plate).
     
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    For those who don't know, those are swee'taters; and way down hyere we don't usually say the "o" on possum.
     
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    Ah s'pose a redneck church would do its baptizin' over there in yonder creek, even in the dead o' winter.
     
  8. convicted1

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    That's a crick, not creek. Get your anglish correct...
     
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    yippers, yous rite bout dat.
     
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    I resemble dem remarks..... ya'll orta be shamed of yerselves....
     
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