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Rednecks

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Amy.G, Sep 6, 2008.

  1. Amy.G

    Amy.G New Member

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    Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
    drinking age for Rednecks to 32?
    It seems they want to keep alcohol
    out of the high schools.


    Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a
    Redneck murder:
    1) The DNA is all the same
    2) There are no dental records


    Who invented the toothbrush ?
    A Redneck.
    (If it had been invented by anyone else,
    it would have been called a teethbrush.)


    A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
    and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ?' .
    and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'


    Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
    The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.


    A new Redneck law was just recently passed .
    When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.


    Did you hear that the Redneck governor's
    mansion burned down ?
    'Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'



    :laugh:
     
  2. Plain Old Bill

    Plain Old Bill New Member

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    Good stuff thanks. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Made me laugh.
     
  3. Brian30755

    Brian30755 New Member

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    I resemble that! :mad:
     
  4. Amy.G

    Amy.G New Member

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    Yeah, me too! :laugh:
     
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