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Share a Joke?

Discussion in 'General Baptist Discussions' started by righteousdude2, Jul 3, 2013.

  1. righteousdude2

    righteousdude2 Well-Known Member
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    I have another OP going, that has been taken over by comedians, and it caused me to think that may be an OP designed specifically for jokes would be interesting as well as pretty funny.

    I am not putting down the jokes on my other OP, just giving all of you a place to vent your "funny bone!" :smilewinkgrin:

    I'll start it off....

    What's green and skates on ice? Peggy "phlegm-ing" :laugh:

    Why did Mrs. Tomato blush?
    She accidently saw Mr. Green Pea! :laugh:
     
  2. Steadfast Fred

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    Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen... and welcome to An Evening at the Improv!
     
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    I got a dog for my mother-in-law. I thought it was a fair trade.
     
  4. Steadfast Fred

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    Mike Murdock told me to send in a $58 dollar seed gift. He promised i would see a harvest. I complied. At our last Church picnic, i collected all the seeds from the fifteen watermelons we hadand mailed them to Mike in a crate.

    Needless to say, my crop hasn't come in yet.
     
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