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Shipwrecked Christians

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Matt Black, Feb 8, 2010.

  1. Matt Black

    Matt Black Active Member
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    George and John are the sole survivors of a shipwreck and find themselves marooned on a small island in the middle of the ocean.

    George, in a panic : This is awful, we're going to die here. No one will ever find us way out here in the middle of nowhere.

    John, calmly: Relax my friend, we'll be found in no time

    George: How can you say that? We're on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. We're doomed!

    John: You really need to calm down, my friend, we're going to be resuced any time now. Trust me, I make a million dollars a year. It will be all right.

    George: Who cares how much you make, you fool, money here is useless. We're on a tiny island, in the middle of the ocean.

    John: Ah, yes, but you see, I make a million dollars a year and I tithe...trust me, my pastor will find us!
     
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