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Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by baptistteacher, Nov 21, 2013.

  1. baptistteacher

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    A wife sent her husband to the store with these instructions:

    "Go to the store and get a half gallon of milk. And if they have avocados, get 6."

    So the husband goes to the store, and returns with 6 half gallons of milk. His wife asks "Why did you get 6 half gallons of milk?"

    He replied, "They had avocados."

    The guys will get it right away, the ladies will re-read it.

    :laugh:
     
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    I clearly understand!
     
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    What is so scary is that I totally resemble that remark!!!!!!!!
     
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    I have a cell phone and I'm not afraid to use it:smilewinkgrin:
     
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    The fact I understood it completely is the reason my wife won't let me go near the grocery store, even with a list.

    :tonofbricks:
     
  6. Carolina Baptist

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    Whatever you do, don’t go with a numbered the list.
    You’ll come back with:
    1 gallon of milk
    2 dozen eggs
    3 bag of oranges
    etc
     
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