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So You Think You Knew It All?

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by righteousdude2, Jun 9, 2015.

  1. righteousdude2

    righteousdude2 Well-Known Member
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    :wavey: Can you guess which of the following are true & which are false?

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    1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

    2. Alfred Hitchcock did not have a belly button.

    3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years..

    4. People do not get sick from cold weather - it's from being indoors a lot more.

    5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!

    6. Only 7% of the population are lefties.

    7. 40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

    8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.

    9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.

    10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

    11. The average housefly lives for 1 month.

    12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

    13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened

    14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

    15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.

    16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.

    17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.

    18. The only 2 animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit & the parrot.

    19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer & a Gentleman" & "Tootsie."

    20. Michael Jackson owned the rights to the South Carolina State Anthem.

    21. In most Television Commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint & a little thinner is used in place of the milk.

    22. Prince Charles & Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.

    23. The 1st Harley Davidson Motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.

    24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.

    25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.

    26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.







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    They are all TRUE! :type:

    (Think about #16)
     
  2. Revmitchell

    Revmitchell Well-Known Member
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    What does this have to do with Baptists?
     
  3. JamesL

    JamesL Well-Known Member
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    #5 is false.

    Just yesterday i sneezed and farted at the same time
     
  4. righteousdude2

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    Well, not everything has to do with getting debates going, Rev.

    Sometimes it is just fun to let our hair down, and enjoy probing our basic thoughts and understanding of things. Plus, if it gets people talking, then it is a fellowship starter, and what could be wrong with that? After all, the idea of this forum is to post things that don't fit in other forums. This meets that criteria, in my way of seeing things! :flower:

    Maybe you, as a pastor, can use this to get your next fellowship potluck off to a good start. Copy these question and pass them out, and see how many people get them all correct! It should start some healthy, fun conversations!

    Now, if you disagree, that is okay! After all, that is what this forum is about. Getting others to talk, both good and bad!

    Thanks for asking. :wavey:
     
  5. righteousdude2

    righteousdude2 Well-Known Member
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    A little too much information, or as the kids say, TMI! :smilewinkgrin:
     
  6. wpe3bql

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    Bro. Righteous --

    Do you have a source for your OP? :laugh::wavey:
     
  7. Deacon

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    Alfred Hitchcock did not have a belly button - well he had one but abdominal surgery removed it.... not so uncommon.

    When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart! - nope, your heart keeps on beating.

    40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year. Ouch! Hope it's not while sneezing

    Rob
     
  8. JamesL

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    But you've gotta admit...it's a little humorous
     
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