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Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Revmitchell, Feb 17, 2009.

  1. Revmitchell

    Revmitchell Well-Known Member
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    Many people are looking for financial advice during these hard economic times. Normally, however, we avoid offering advice regarding buying or selling stocks. But as President Obama prepares to sign the stimulus bill today, the market fell 250 points by noon, and we thought it best to warn investors concerning a few specific companies. Please review any holdings you might have in the following stocks:
    • American Can
    • Interstate Water
    • National Gas Company
    • Northern Tissue Company
    Due to uncertain market conditions, we advise you to sit tight on your Can, hold your Water, and let go of your Gas. You may be interested to know that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom today, and millions were wiped clean.
    It's a tough market out there!


    If the Bill Fits...

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  2. BigBossman

    BigBossman New Member

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    That is funny.
     
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