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Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by church mouse guy, Aug 12, 2015.

  1. church mouse guy

    church mouse guy Well-Known Member
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    A man is in Indianapolis on business and has to hold over until Monday. He decides he will attend a church. At the entrance, an usher tells him he must wear a tie to worship.

    “What!! you’re kidding?”

    "Nope. Gotta wear a tie."

    He decides to sneak in a side door, but the same usher meets him there. “Saw you trying to sneak in. Still gotta wear a tie”.

    The man returns to his car dejected. He’s looking everywhere for something to use as a tie. T-shirt? Sock? Ah, jumper cables. That will work he thinks.
    He approached the front door and the usher spots him wearing jumper cables for a tie.

    “Well, i guess that will do, but you better not start anything!”
     
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    All he had to do was go buy an apple and put it into a plastic bag with a twistie, and wear that 'tie' on his shirt pocket or button.
     
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