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TEN REASONS TO GET DOCS FROM BOSCO BIBLE SKOOL:

Discussion in 'Baptist Colleges & Seminaries' started by UZThD, Oct 5, 2005.

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  1. UZThD

    UZThD New Member

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    1) Bosco teaches about Jesus, and that's good enough for me.

    2) Bosco takes me just as I am...without one idee.

    3) All the profs at Bosco have docs from Bosco, so it must be a fine school.

    4) I don't intend to use my Bosco degrees-- as MAR, MEd , MA, MDiv, THM, STD, ThD, DD, PhD, DMin and EdD. --to teach ; I did all that hard work for those degrees over these last 18 months for personal edification only.

    5) At Bosco I can finish my PhD in Bible in a fraction of the time because Bosco doesn't require silly courses like Hebrew and Greek and only requires dissertations of between 6 and 10 pages---less for the DMin , of course.

    Bosco's motto is " God gives salvation freely, so we give PhDs freely (almost) ,"

    6) Bosco would not think of stooping to being regionally or TRACS accredited even if the accreditors begged Bosco, because Bosco knows that accredited schools must give up many important doctrines.


    7) The less I learn the more humble I am.


    8) Paul had no accredited doc, so I am more like Paul than those with accredited docs from TEDS or DTS etc.

    9) In a vision God ordered me to go to Bosco.

    10) Besides, Bosco IS an accredited member of the International Christian Accrediting Association ,located in the back of the laundry at 1221 D Ave., Chula Vista , California, having just paid the annual fee of $209.60 and having just completed the two page self -evaluation form .
     
    #1 UZThD, Oct 5, 2005
  2. Paul33

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    Bosco sounds great! I would like to earn two Ph. D.s! One in hysterical theology and the other in hismeneutics!
     
    #2 Paul33, Oct 5, 2005
  3. gb93433

    gb93433 Active Member
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    Isn't Bosco the name of a chocolate syrup to put on your ice cream?
     
    #3 gb93433, Oct 5, 2005
  4. Squire Robertsson

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    It's such a sweet school.
     
    #4 Squire Robertsson, Oct 5, 2005
  5. John of Japan

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    I really don't appreciate this viscous attack on Bosco. I bought four doctorates there and they've always treated me right. :mad:
     
    #5 John of Japan, Oct 9, 2005
  6. UZThD

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    John

    You bought only four? They are cheaper by the dozen [​IMG]
     
    #6 UZThD, Oct 9, 2005
  7. mcdirector

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    HA! I may just go out and get me a dozen. I can share them with my friends. ;)
     
    #7 mcdirector, Oct 9, 2005
  8. El_Guero

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    HEY!

    Doesn't this belong in Clean Humor?

    ;)

    Unless you can really buy them by the dozen, then send me one if you don't mind ...

    [​IMG]
     
    #8 El_Guero, Oct 9, 2005
  9. mcdirector

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    ach silly El_Guero! You were already on my sharing list :D

    Here's a doc, there's a doc, everywhere's a doc doc. [​IMG] :rolleyes: [​IMG]
     
    #9 mcdirector, Oct 9, 2005
  10. Broadus

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    I see that Bosco doesn't offer a Doctor of Arts in Religion, so I'm not interested. If only they would offer a DA in Rel. . . .

    Bill
     
    #10 Broadus, Oct 9, 2005
  11. Pipedude

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    I think the Health Department ran them out of Chula Vista. Last I heard, they were operating out of a church bus in the parking lot of a Fire Baptized Holiness church in Tallahassee.

    But I could be mistaken.
     
    #11 Pipedude, Oct 10, 2005
  12. StefanM

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    My BS only cost me 300 dollars, and they threw in this lovely pamphlet signed by Dr. Bosco himself!
     
    #12 StefanM, Oct 10, 2005
  13. John of Japan

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    I had a pamphlet signed by Dr. Bosco and tried to sell it, but the book dealer said the signature lowered the value. :confused: Where can I sell it for big bucks?
     
    #13 John of Japan, Oct 10, 2005
  14. UZThD

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    not to worry, Bill. Bosco will print for you any degree nomenclature you wish. The Bosco profs are well-qualified by their many Bosco degrees to award any sort of doc your wallet can afford!


    BTW, I wonder :

    if we advertized Bosco PhDs in Bible for writing six ten page papers and paying a tution of $1000 how many ministers would enter our program? [​IMG]
     
    #14 UZThD, Oct 10, 2005
  15. NateT

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    I'm afraid I don't want to know.
     
    #15 NateT, Oct 10, 2005
  16. Plain Old Bill

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    Just remember fellers a PhD from Bosco means piled higher and deeper.
     
    #16 Plain Old Bill, Oct 11, 2005
  17. John of Japan

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    Wow, Plain Old Bill, that is a profound statement. Makes me want to buy a couple of more degrees at old Bosco!
     
    #17 John of Japan, Oct 12, 2005
  18. Plain Old Bill

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    Go for it.Maybe we could get a bunch of us together and go for a group rate. [​IMG]
     
    #18 Plain Old Bill, Oct 12, 2005
  19. Pipedude

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    Three hundred bucks! :eek:

    That must have been a LOT of BS.
     
    #19 Pipedude, Oct 12, 2005
  20. UZThD

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    My fear is that were Bosco advertized as giving a PhD for a 25 page dissertation and a tuition fee of $2000 that some ministers might actually apply.
     
    #20 UZThD, Oct 12, 2005
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