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Texas archaeologist

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Robert Snow, Mar 31, 2009.

  1. Robert Snow

    Robert Snow New Member

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    After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

    Not to be out-done by New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, in California an archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire, and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers'.

    One week later, a local newspaper in Texas, reported the following: After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Cut-n-Shoot, Montgomery County, Texas, Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he'd found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Texas had already gone wireless.
     
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    Great one! I have been through Cut 'n Shoot many times. Sounds about right.

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  3. Servent

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    Love it, I live about 30 miles from Cut-N-Shoot. That is right.
     
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