The FBI is on to me!

:smilewinkgrin:

I just looked at my blog hits and one came from the FBI, criminal justice system section. Haaaaaaaaa....I got all excited until I saw that it was just someone from there looking for a translation of a poem and they simply followed a link from a search engine.

*sigh* I thought maybe I did something really exciting and didn't know about it yet.

 

I'm already starting to write my speech, about how I made a mistake, congratulating officials on doing their job well and stopping me before I got to the point of no return. I'll apologize to anyone I've hurt or caused pain to, then I'll include talk about how they helped me realize I am ready to give up my life of crime and wish to start making amends by becoming a productive citizen and giving back to society.
My before photo will show me wearing a pair of pair of sweat pants that are rolled over at the waist and a t-shirt with a beer stain on it, hair askew and a tattoo on my forearm of a whirling dervish.
My after photo will be me wearing a clean t-shirt under a long jean jumper dress, white bobby socks, and a pair of clean tennis shoes with laces, not velcro. My hair will be in a neat ponytail and the tattoo will be covered up by a nicotine patch with "Serve Jesus, Not Time" written on it.