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The first ever Bald, Fat Guy joke

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by tinytim, Oct 4, 2008.

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  1. tinytim

    tinytim <img src =/tim2.jpg>

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    * Since Blonde jokes are not allowed, I replaced the word "Blonde" with "Bald, Fat guy" hehehehehe

    An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Bald, Fat Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

    They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

    The Mexican opened his lunch box and Exclaimed," Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

    The Bald, Fat guy opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."



    The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

    The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

    The Bald, Fat guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.





    At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

    The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

    Oh this is GOOD


    Everyone turned and stared at the Bald, Fat guys wife as she said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."
     
    #1 tinytim, Oct 4, 2008
  2. just-want-peace

    just-want-peace Well-Known Member
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    Hey!!!!!!

    Watch yo mouf sonny.
    I, indignantly, resemble that remark!!!!!:tonofbricks::1_grouphug::D
     
    #2 just-want-peace, Oct 4, 2008
  3. Salty

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    Was "Bald, Fat guy" the only phrase/word you replaced? Hmmmmm

    Salty

    ps, can I repost this somewhere without replacing with "B-F-G"
     
    #3 Salty, Oct 4, 2008
  4. NaasPreacher (C4K)

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    We had a whole run of short, fat, bald guys jokes here a couple of years ago :)
     
    #4 NaasPreacher (C4K), Oct 4, 2008
  5. Jon-Marc

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    What's wrong with blond jokes? I love them.
     
    #5 Jon-Marc, Oct 4, 2008
  6. tinytim

    tinytim <img src =/tim2.jpg>

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    You love the jokes, or the blondes? :laugh: :wavey:

    Sorry, I couldn't resist!
     
    #6 tinytim, Oct 4, 2008
  7. SBCPreacher

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    Alright. As a bald(ing), abundantly massed male, I take objection to this joke. I am convinced that Tim is talking about me, and my feelings are hurt, even crushed.










    (just kidding :laugh: )
     
    #7 SBCPreacher, Oct 4, 2008
  8. tinytim

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    Oh, boo.. hoo... hoo....

    Go eat a burrito! lol

    "abundantly massed male"...
    I like that... Almost as much as "weighloss challenged"
     
    #8 tinytim, Oct 4, 2008
  9. SBCPreacher

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    Actually, I am horizontally gifted. Either that or I'm vertically challenged.
     
    #9 SBCPreacher, Oct 4, 2008
  10. Carolina Baptist

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    I checked a height/weight chart and found that I am about 9 inches under tall.
     
    #10 Carolina Baptist, Oct 4, 2008
  11. Dr. Bob

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    Thankfully, I am not bald. Never saw a bald style that looked good on me, so glad the crew in my cut haven't bailed out.

    Thankfully, I am not short. 6'6" is pretty average among normal folks. I am slowly shrinking up, but gravity does that at my age.

    As for the fat part, it is all a matter of relevance. Which would you rather have - 310# of gold or 180# of gold? And I am, according to the Bible, more precious than gold to the Lord.
     
    #11 Dr. Bob, Oct 4, 2008
  12. SBCPreacher

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    The bible says that your body is a temple, so therefore, I am not fat, I'm a MEGACHURCH!
     
    #12 SBCPreacher, Oct 6, 2008
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