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The Haircut

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Servent, Apr 21, 2009.

  1. Servent

    Servent Member

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    >The Hair Cut

    One Monday, a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

    After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replied, 'I cannot
    accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The
    florist was pleased and left the shop.

    When the barber went to open his shop the next morning there was a
    'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.


    Later on Tuesday, a cop came in for a haircut, and when he tried to pay
    his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm
    doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

    The next morning when the barber went to open up there was a 'thank
    you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.


    Later on Wednesday, a college professor came in for a haircut, and when
    he tried to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept
    money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor was very
    happy and left the shop.

    The next morning there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen different
    books, such as 'How To Improve Your Business' and 'Becoming MoreSuccessful.'

    Then on Thursday, a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went
    to pay the bill the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from
    you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very
    happy and left the shop.

    The next morning when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
    Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.



    And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
    citizens of our country and the members of our Congress.

     
  2. baptistteacher

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    Oy, vey!

    :thumbs::thumbs:
     
  3. Jon-Marc

    Jon-Marc New Member

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    I'm afraid that's too true to be funny.
     
  4. Plain Old Bill

    Plain Old Bill New Member

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    You got that right!:laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
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