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The New Teacher

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by tyndale1946, Apr 21, 2019.

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    A former Sergeant, having served his time with the Marine Corp, took a new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year started he injured his back... He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.

    Before the first day of school started he discovered that he had been assigned to the toughest district in in the toughest school with the toughest students in the city... He also knew they had terrorized every teacher before him and they knew the new teacher would be a former Marine but they got rid of one teacher and he was no different... He would join the list, after all he was just another teacher.

    On the first day of school, he walked confidently into an unruly classroom, with all eyes on him, opened the widow and sat down behind his desk... He didn't say a thing in all this unruly chaos going on, just sat there and watched those who were watching him, until a strong breeze came through the window, and messed with the tie he was wearing... He casually got up from his desk, looked over at the open window and scanning the unruly classroom who was watching him, picked up the stapler from his desk, took his tie that was dancing in the breeze, grab it, and with one quick slap, stapled the tie to his chest... Unruly chaos became DEAD SILENCE!!!... From that moment on, he had no trouble with any student, let alone any student in the whole school that year or any year after... Brother Glen (a former Marine)... Semper Fi!:D
     
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