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Things Aren't Always What They Seem

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by kyredneck, Jan 20, 2010.

  1. kyredneck

    kyredneck Well-Known Member

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    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'

    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. After a while, when he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

    Frantic now, he shone his light around hurriedly, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

    'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

    'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that Jesus is watching you.'

    The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

    'Moses,' replied the bird.

    'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

    Just as the burglar hears a deep growl coming from behind him, the parrot says, 'The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
     
  2. Jon-Marc

    Jon-Marc New Member

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    That would be funny if parrots could actually hold a conversation with someone like that, but all they do is repeat what they hear without knowing what it means. :rolleyes:
     
  3. Salty

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    Oh, I thought this was in the News forum, not the clean humor:smilewinkgrin:
     
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