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Things that frustrate St. Peter

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Walter, Apr 18, 2012.

  1. Walter

    Walter Active Member
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    Nov 20, 2011
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    Non Baptist Christian
    It seems three blonde politicians died and found themselves at Heaven's gate standing before St. Peter.
    He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to explain to him what Easter represented.
    The first blonde represented California, and said "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."
    St. Peter said, "Noooooo!" and he pushed that blonde aside.
    The second blonde was from Florida, and said "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts."
    St. Peter said, "Noooooo!" and he pushed that blonde aside.
    The third blonde was representing Kentucky, and said "Easter is a Christian celebration that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having a Passover feast with His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder ... "
    St. Peter interrupted and said, "Verrrrrry good!"
    Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball."
    St. Peter fainted.
  2. Ryan.Samples

    Ryan.Samples New Member

    Apr 11, 2012
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    Well played.