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Three Preachers

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by drfuss, Aug 20, 2009.

  1. drfuss

    drfuss New Member

    Dec 26, 2005
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    The following is a joke told by a visiting preacher a few weeks ago on the Bob Schuler Show.

    Three preachers were good friends and decided to go fishing. They rented a small boat and went out to the middle of a big lake. While out there, the boat capsized and all three preachers drown. All three preachers woke up in hell.

    The Baptist preacher said to the others: "Wow, it is really hot down here. I was sure I was Christian, but I guess I wasn't really a true Christian or I wouldn't be here."

    The Methodist preacher said to the others: Boy, it is really hot down here. I was really a true Christian, but I must have lost my salvation or I wouldn't be here."

    The positive thinking Bob Schuler type preacher said: "It is not hot down here. In fact, I am not really here."

    The audience really laughed. To make it up to Schuler, the visiting preacher spent the next few minutes praising Schuler.